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Not Just a Trip to the Supermarket

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Elizabeth and Brady hopped into the car and headed to the supermarket for what they thought would be an easy and uncomplicated grocery run.

They started driving, and as they neared the store they approached a roundabout complete with traffic light and speed bump.

“I understand how each individually controls the flow of traffic but I’m not sure what they accomplish all together,” Elizabeth pondered as they wondered whether to obey the light, or standard rules of a roundabout.

“Confusion! You have to go slow because you’re not really sure what’s going on, so I guess it does control the flow of traffic,” Brady answered.

They pulled into the parking lot and tried to find a space.  To their dismay, the design of the parking lot allowed for only one lane of traffic around corners, not enough spaces, random pillars blocking spots, cones reserving spots for who-knows-who, and tight spaces requiring k-turns to get in or out.  With the car finally parked, Brady and Elizabeth headed inside, carrying their empty water jug to return for a full one.  (Tap water is not potable.)

“I have to leave my purse in a locker, so you go return our water bottle and I’ll meet you by the bread,” Elizabeth told Brady as she headed to the lockers where you have to store any bag you brought in so as not to shoplift.

Brady went to the station to exchange his empty water jug for a ticket to get a new one.  “This bottle is too damaged, we won’t take it back,” the employee told Brady.

“I just bought it here a few days ago, it looks exactly the same!” Brady said, starting to get frustrated.

“I’m sorry, call the company and maybe they can exchange a new one for you,” the worker replied.  So Brady looked at the jug; three different numbers to call.  He called one, not a real number.  He called the second one: disconnected.  He called the third one: does not exist.

“Great,” Brady said as he stored the jug in the locker with Elizabeth’s purse and walked into the store.

Last Updated on Thursday, 21 October 2010 13:08 Read more...
 

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Bolivia

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The Mexigonians have arrived in Bolivia – 5 months ago! They apologize for the delay, and hope to get everyone up to speed in just a few articles. Here is the low-down of the trip from Colombia to Bolivia. If you are spared for time, here are the highlights:

  • Colombia was beautiful, and heavily armed with military personnel.
  • Ecuador was absolutely beautiful, inexpensive, and for the most part, very well-organized.
  • They had car trouble in the mountains in Ecuador where a man with a machete helped build a tow truck from a tree trunk and pickup truck.
  • In Peru, they had the most car trouble, which forced them to bypass important tourist sites.
  • Rocinante had a broken wheel bearing, which caused the wheel to fly off into the desert while speeding along the highway, and three flat tires (in one day) due to an awful alignment.
  • Also in Peru, they left the coast and ascended into the mountains quickly. The car wouldn’t start due to the cold and a faulty starter, and so some people stopped to help. They helped push-start the car, but stole the camera as payment!
  • Brady and Elizabeth arrived in Bolivia in the middle of the night due to yet another flat tire, and prepared themselves for life in Cochabamba!

Colombia is a beautiful country from North to South. Brady and Elizabeth visited the colonial town of Cartagena where they picked their car up from the port, and drove to the country’s bustling capital, Bogota. After visiting countless museums (including the impressive Botero paintaings) complete with mummies and ancient artifacts, they moved south. They arrived in Cali, not only the salsa capital of the world, but also the area with the most plastic surgeons and hence, the most augmented women! From the jungle and mountains to the hot, hot flatlands in the south, Colombia is definitely one of Mexigonia’s most enjoyed stops.

Last Updated on Sunday, 01 August 2010 13:55 Read more...
 

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